Ballistic President Trump

Known for his talk about nuclear weapons build-up, Trump just went 'ballistic' again on his staff. A 'White House' historian was on-hand by the miracle of the Internet to record the somber lashing event.

Depicted here is Trump on the phone with AG Jeff Sessions telling him to "stay home and take a day away" after his performance on Saturday Night Live. He is driving the SNL rating sky high.

Meanwhile, in other news, Arnold Schwarzenegger quit The Apprentice.

This is not "fake news," it is satire.

Steamy call